S9E1- Moving in
A series of New Uppers from around the world move into their dorms, unsuspecting to the reign of terror to ensue. It is the calm before the story, the period of horror movies where they do not suspect a thing. Life looks great and the New Uppers are ready to begin anew at Phillips Academy.
S9E2- Classes Begin
The New Uppers walk into their classes with wide smiles, but not for long. Little do they know that these seemingly nice teachers torture students with violent cackles. The food at Commons tastes good, a symbol of the greenness to this haunted school.
S9E3- This School Is Haunted
Things start to go missing. Assignments take longer than expected. The New Uppers start to notice the zombie-like behavior of returning students. However, they will their fears away and deny their impending fright. Some New Uppers begin to disappear.
S9E4- Bloodbath
Sleeplessness. The New Upper Gang plus Grace is restless. The insomnia is setting in. There is no rest for the wicked. The teacher demons are wielding unnecessarily long and thought-provoking assignments, scaring students at every turn. Kotryna vlogs the experience. The cluster deans are ready to sacrifice a student to the Dean of Students god in a demonic ritual called the Disciplinary Committee. Scary business! The New Uppers claw their way through ultimate week, hanging onto life by a thread. Will has a nervous breakdown and starts running in circles screaming, muttering nonsense. He must have seen the antichrist–Ms. Staff (kidding!). The thick blood runs together with the stinging salt of student’s tears: a teacher’s favorite drink, best served cold. It is overall a truly frightful experience
S9E5- Madness Ends
Somehow in some way, everything returns to normal. The New Uppers have survived their first term and ironically, in some cathartic way, they feel accomplished for what they have done. The run as fast as they can to Logan Airport and gets the **** outta there. Somehow the teacher demons have let them go.
Will they return? Will they survive another term? Will more blood be shed? Stay tuned to next season to find out. Dunh dunh
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I laughed so hard while reading this!! “Some New Uppers begin to disappear.” it’s hilarious!! Great job!!
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Amazing! Loved the whole thing (and apparently vlogged the experience). This was a very “you” thing to write.
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From the title to the end, everything was really fun to read. You went all out on the apocalyptic world of Andover. This show would be comical yet to some extent frighteningly true. I’d definitely binge watch all the way to season 9!
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Proud antichrist right here… torturing with thought-provoking assignments. 😉 This was hilarious, Will. Just wait until winter term, when we don’t see the sun for months on end!! It’s terrifying.
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